𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒

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NAME: MADELINE "MADDY" KILLIAN AGE: EIGHTEEN OCCUPATION: HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT AT BLACKFOOT HIGH SPECIES: HUMAN (FORMERLY) ZOMBAE (CURRENTLY) CANON: ALL CHEERLEADER'S DIE (2013) ROMANTIC PREFERENCES: TRACY BINGHAM ✓ CROSSOVERS ✓ LEENA MILLER ✗

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MADDY: SO, WHY DO IT? [CHEERLEADING.] ALEXIS: 'CAUSE IT'S DANGEROUS. MADDY: LIKE YOU CAN SPRAIN A TIT OR SOMETHING. ALEXIS: THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS SPORT IN AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL, BITCH. MADDY: MORE DANGEROUS THAN FOOTBALL? ALEXIS: MORE CATASTROPHIC INJURIES PER STUDENT. HOW DO I LOOK? MADDY: DANGEROUS. MADDY: TAKE ME THROUGH A TYPICAL THURSDAY. ALEXIS: WELL, FIRST I GET UP AT THE ASS CRACK FOR MY RUN. I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY STAYING IN SHAPE IS A PART OF THE GIG. IT'S CALLED CHEERLEADING. YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO BE A LEADER. MADDY: SO WHY DO YOU CALL YOURSELVES BITCHES? ALEXIS: BLACKFOOT BLOODHOUNDS, YO. BOYS BE DOGS, GIRLS BE BITCHES. GANGSTER. MADDY: [INTERRUPTED.] NOT NOW, LEENA. ALEXIS: HEY, TRACE. K-MADS IS MAKING ME THE STAR OF HER LITTLE CLASS VIDEO. MADDY: PLEASE, CALL ME MADDY. NOT K-MADS. MADDY: HEY! EACH DAY THIS WEEK, I'M FILMING A DIFFERENT STUDENT. GETTING SCHOOL FROM THEIR PERSPECTIVE. SO... WELL, OH! HI! TRACY: EASY TO JUDGE EVERYONE ELSE FROM BEHIND THIS THING, HUH? MADDY: YEAH, CAN I? THANK YOU! MADDY: DO YOU WANNA SHOW ME SOME ACTION NOW? ALEXIS: BITCH, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK. ALEXIS: [AFTER PERFORMING.] WELL? MADDY: MAGICAL. ALEXIS: ALL RIGHT, SMART ASS. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT. TRACY: LISTEN UP, CHIQUITAS. I GOT ONE SPOT OPEN. BUT, I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE ANY OF YOU. I'D RATHER BE ONE BITCH SHORT, THAN HAVE A WEAKLING. WHEN I SAY YOUR NAME, LINE UP IN FRONT OF ME. AND GIRLS... DON'T WASTE MY TIME. CORRA. JEN. BONNIE. MEGAN. VANESSA. WHAT THE F? MADDY? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? MADDY: UH, THERE'S A SPOT OPEN AND I WANT IT. TRACY: THIS ISN'T EASY FOR US, OKAY, MADDY? WE PUT IT OFF AS LONG AS POSSIBLE, OUT OF RESPECT TO LEXI. GOD REST HER SOUL. MADDY: YEAH, WELL, ALEXIS WAS MY FRIEND, TOO. DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT WE DID GYMNASTICS TOGETHER, 7TH GRADE? I GUESS, SHE WENT ONE WAY AND I WENT ANOTHER AND... I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS WITH EVERYTHING... LOOK, I UH, I JUST KNOW THAT SHE WAS HAPPIER THAN ME AND I WANNA FIND OUT WHY. I'M NOT ASKING FOR ANY FAVORS. TRACY: YOU WON'T GET ANY. MADDY: [VLOGGING.] SO, UH, HERE IS THE NEW WARDROBE. TA DA! YOU CANNOT BELIEVE THE KIND OF MONEY THESE CHICKS DROP ON CLOTHES. PHYSICAL STUFF, I CAN HANDLE. THE HARD PART IS GOING TO BE, PRETENDING THAT I ACTUALLY LIKE THOSE DUMB BITCHES. LIKE THAT DIPSHIT, TRACY. ACTS LIKE SHE'S ALL SAD BUT THEN, JUMPS ON TERRY'S JOCK BEFORE ALEXIS IS EVEN IN THE GROUND. THAT'S CLASSY. AND TERRY... MR. BIG BAD WOLF HIMSELF. I'M GONNA RUIN YOUR PERFECT LITTLE SENIOR YEAR, DOG. MADDY: JESUS CHRIST! LEENA, WHAT DO YOU WANT? LEENA: WOW, YOU LOOK, UH... UH... YOU... YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAKEUP ON. MADDY: SO? LEENA: CAN WE TALK? MADDY: NO. LEENA: UH, PLEASE? LOOK, I'M SORRY THINGS GOT SO INTENSE. AND I'M TRYING TO RESPECT THAT YOU WANT TO BE ALONE AND EVERYTHING, BUT, WE REALLY NEED TO TALK. MADDY: ABOUT WHAT? LEENA: ABOUT YOU AND... AND... WELL, LITTLE MADELINE HERE. MADDY: OH, HELL NO, YOU DID NOT NAME THE KITTEN AFTER ME. OH, FUCK, LEENA. LEENA: I KNOW IT'S PATHETIC AND... I WAS LONELY AND IT DOESN'T MATTER, OKAY? SHE WAS IN PERFECT HEALTH WHEN I GOT HER AND THEN, I GAVE HER YOUR NAME AND SHE GOT SICK, JUST LIKE THAT OUT OF NOWHERE. MADDY: AND I SUPPOSE YOU WANT ME TO THINK IT'S ONE OF YOUR SIGNS, AM I RIGHT? LEENA: WELL, YEAH. I MEAN... LOOK AT YOURSELF. YOU'RE LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON. SOMETHING IS GOING ON, RIGHT? CAN YOU JUST LISTEN? SHE DIDN'T JUST GET SICK, OKAY? SHE DIED. MADDY: LEENA! IT'S OVER. MADDY: YOU OKAY? TRACY: DO YOU THINK LEXI WOULD BE MAD AT ME? MADDY: WHY? TRACY: 'CAUSE OF ME AND TERRY. MADDY: OH. TRACY: I'M ROTTEN. MADDY: NO, YOU'RE NOT ROTTEN. TRACY, YOU'RE JUST... YOU'RE LIVING. DID YOU LIKE HIM BEFORE? UH, BEFORE ALEXIS DIED, TRACY: I MEAN. I WASN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. I MEAN, LEXI AND I ALWAYS LIKED THE SAME THINGS THAT'S WHY WE WERE BEST FRIENDS. WELL, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. MADDY: NO, I'M... MARTHA: DAMN IT, SERIOUSLY, OKAY? DOGS ARE COMING OVER. TRACY: LOOK! [SHOWING MADDY HER BRACELET.] LOOK, SO SWEET! MADDY: YEAH, IT IS. TRACY: WHAT'S WRONG? MADDY: I DON'T KNOW, I... I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUT YOU JUST SEEM SO HAPPY. TRACY: JESUS. OKAY, NOW YOU HAVE TO TELL ME. MADDY: OKAY, WELL YOU... YOU SAID THAT YOU AND TERRY GOT TOGETHER ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL, RIGHT? TRACY: YEAH, WHY? MADDY: IT'S JUST... I SAW HIM AND CASSIE DECKER TOGETHER... AT THE LAKE, FOURTH OF JULY WEEKEND. TRACY: CASSIE DECKER? TRACY: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? CAN'T SHE JUST FIND SOME COLLEGE GUYS. MADDY: TRACY, THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON TO BLAME FOR THIS. TRACY: I JUST THINK THAT... MADDY: NO BUTS. HE CHEATED ON YOU. HE'S AN ASSHOLE! WELL, SAY IT. TRACY: NO! MADDY: SAY IT! TRACY: TERRY'S AN ASSHOLE! HE'S GONNA FREAK. MADDY: FUCK HIM. TRACY, STOP! IT'S OKAY. LOOK AT YOU. TRACY: MADDY? MADDY: HMM? TRACY: IS THE RUMOR ABOUT YOU AND LEENA MILLER TRUE? MADDY: WHAT'S THE RUMOR? [THEY KISS.] MADDY: YOU OKAY? TRACY: WAS THAT WEIRD? MADDY: WAS WHAT WEIRD? TRACY: OH, WAIT. HERE. TAKE MY CAR, PICK ME UP TOMORROW BEFORE PRACTICE. MADDY: NO, IT'S FINE, I'M GONNA WALK. WE'RE PRACTICALLY NEIGHBORS. TRACY: YOU SURE? MADDY: YEAH. TRACY: THANKS, MADS. MADDY: NO PROBLEM. GET SOME SLEEP. YOU WANNA LOOK HOT FOR THE RALLY, TOMORROW. TRACY: THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH. MADDY: SO, YOU REALLY THINK I DID GOOD TONIGHT? TRACY: YOU KIDDING? YOU ARE A NATURAL, OKAY? IT'S A RUSH, HUH? GETTING THE WHOLE SCHOOL FIRED UP LIKE THAT? MADDY: IT'S REAL FUN. VIK: HEY, TRACY. DO YOU KNOW WHERE TERRY IS? HE WASN'T AT THE RALLY AND HE'S NOT ANSWERING ME. TRACY: PROBABLY EATING DICK SOMEWHERE. VIK: WAIT, WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON? I'M GONNA GO GET A DRINK. THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON. WANT ONE? MADDY: YEAH. VIK: SO, UH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP? MADDY: WELL, THAT'S BETWEEN TERRY AND TRACY. VIK: YOU SURE? MADDY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? TRACY: YOU THINK I SHOULD TEXT TERRY? MADDY: NO. TRACY: IT'S NOT LIKE HIM TO BAIL ON A RALLY, HE LIVES FOR THIS SHIT. MADDY: CASSIE DECKER. TRACY: FUCKER. TRACY: I'M NOT GONNA SAY YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK, TERRY. 'CAUSE THAT WOULD JUST BE PREDICTABLE. I MEAN, IT'S NOT BIG, AND THAT'S FINE. BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE PUPPIES, I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT. THREE PEOPLE IN MY SEVENTEEN YEARS HAVE MADE ME COME. MYSELF, OF COURSE. THIS REALLY SWEET BOY AT SUMMER CAMP THE SUMMER AFTER FRESHMEN YEAR. LOVELY FINGERS ON THAT BOY. AND THEN, NOT 10 MINUTES AGO, I GOT MY FREAKING SOCKS ROCKED OFF BY MADDY. TERRY: GET HER OUT OF HERE. MADDY: FUCK YOU. MADDY: YOU CAN KISS YOUR PRECIOUS FOOTBALL SEASON, GOODBYE, TERRY. WHICH ONE OF YOU IS GONNA KICK HIS ASS? YOU FUCKING PUSSIES! HE PUNCHED TRACY. HE HIT A FUCKING GIRL. MADDY: OH, DUDE, YOUR CHEEK. NO, OTHER CHEEK. AH, DON'T TOUCH IT. TRACY: WAIT, DID I BREAK UP WITH TERRY? MADDY: HE PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE. MADDY: OH, MY GOD. I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GONNA KILL SOMEBODY. LEENA: I'M THE ONLY ONE YOU COULD KILL AT THIS POINT, MADDY. BECAUSE YOU DIED LAST NIGHT. ALL FOUR OF YOU DIED. MADDY: I'VE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR MOM'S CRAZY WICCA BULLSHIT FOR AS LONG AS I POSSIBLY CAN, LEENA. MARTHA: WHAT'S A WICCA? MADDY: LEENA'S A WITCH. MARTHA: THAT'S NOT NICE, MADDY. YOU SHOULDN'T CALL PEOPLE NAMES. LEENA: NO, SHE'S RIGHT. I AM A WITCH. MADDY: AT LEAST SHE THINKS SHE IS. MADDY: [RANTING.] AND THEN YOU START STALKING ME? WHEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE SHIT THAT I'M UP TO. NO IDEA WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH. YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU. THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEENA. YOU THINK EVERYTHING I DO IS ABOUT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LEENA: YOU FEEL MINE, RIGHT? MADDY: OH, WHAT? YOUR BROKEN HEART? GIVE ME A BREAK. LEENA: WHAT DO YOU FEEL NOW? TRACY: SHIT! I CAN'T BE SEEN WALKING TO SCHOOL ON THE FIRST DAY. MADDY: FUCK SCHOOL. LOOK AT WHAT WE JUST DID TO LEENA'S NEIGHBOR. TRACY: WHATEVER. WE CAN SIT AROUND AND SING KUMBAYA IF IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, BUT... MADDY: TRACY, SHUT THE FUCK UP. MADDY: HI, GUYS! TERRY, HOW'S YOUR HAND? PUNCHED HIS GIRLFRIEND IN THE FACE. I MEAN, YOU KNOW. THAT SHIT CAN HURT THE PUNCHER AS MUCH AS THE PUNCHEE, SO... TERRY: MADDY AND I HAD A LITTLE FLING OVER THE SUMMER. I GUESS SHE'S STILL A BIT SORE FROM IT. FRESHMEN: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GO. WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. MADDY: REMEMBER THE BUDDY SYSTEM, GIRLS. TERRY: THERE'S ONLY ONE OUTCOME WHEN PEOPLE PLAY GAMES WITH ME, MADDY. THEY LOSE. MADDY: PLAYTIME'S OVER, TERRY. TERRY: WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? MADDY: YOU KNOW, BEFORE LAST NIGHT, I WAS JUST GONNA RUIN YOUR SENIOR YEAR. BUT NOW... I'M GONNA HAVE TO KILL YOU. MADDY: UH, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? LEENA: SOMEBODY GOT FUCKED, SOMEBODY GOT KILLED AND I'M GOING TO PE. LEENA: FUCK! SHIT, MADDY, MY STONES ARE GONE. SOMEBODY STOLE THEM. DO YOU THINK IT WAS TERRY? MADDY: WELL, WHO ELSE? LEENA: YOU OKAY? MADDY: NO. I'M SLUGGISH. DEATH SUCKS. LEENA: IT'S OKAY, YOU JUST NEED BLOOD. HERE, DRINK FROM ME. MADDY: SO, I JUST HAVE TO DO THIS ALL THE TIME NOW. I'M JUST GONNA KEEP KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT. LEENA: NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL, WE CAN DO IT THIS WAY. MADDY: MARTHA, CHILL! TRACY, YOU CAN USE MY COMPUTER. HANNA, LEENA, LOOK AFTER THESE BITCHES. I GOTTA GO TAKE A SHOWER. MARTHA: WE'RE FAMILY NOW. LIKE IT OR NOT, FAMILIES FIGHT. MADDY: YEAH, WELL, I DON'T REALLY NEED A FAMILY, SO... MARTHA: WELL, WHAT IF WE NEED YOU, MADDY? MADDY: [VLOGGING.] BUT, RIGHT NOW. I HAVE TO GO AND PAINT MY FACE UP LIKE THOSE WHORES. SO, UH... MADDY KILLIAN, OUT! [...] TRACY. TRACY, THAT WAS LIKE A WEEK AGO. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU THEN. MADDY: NO, NO. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN. TRACY: CASSIE DECKER. IS THAT TRUE? MADDY: WAIT. TRACY: NO! I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING NICE TO ME BECAUSE YOU LIKED ME. LEENA: WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU? MADDY: AFTER LEXI DIED... I FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HER. SO, I STARTED TO MAKE HER A TRIBUTE VIDEO. I WANTED TO INTERVIEW ALL OF HER FRIENDS. TERRY ALWAYS SEEMED KIND OF POMPOUS, BUT... ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE WAS JUST A REGULAR GUY. I FELT SORRY FOR HIM. THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T THINK TWICE ABOUT GOING TO HIS PLACE TO TALK. I JUST KINDA LAUGHED IT OFF AT FIRST. I SAID NO THANKS. THEN HIS EYES CHANGED. HOW COULD SOMEONE LIKE ME TURN HIM DOWN. HE PUNCHED ME IN THE STOMACH. AND THEN HE... LEENA: I THINK YOU NEED TO SAY IT. MADDY: HE RAPED ME. LEENA: YOU NEED BLOOD, YOU'RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS. VIK: MADDY, ARE YOU OKAY? MADDY: WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO? VIK: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I'M NOT WITH TERRY, I CAME HERE FOR YOU. MADDY: I DON'T NEED YOU TO RESCUE ME, VIK. TERRY: I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY YOU HAD THE HOTS FOR HER, VIKY. TILL I FUCKED HER, THIS SUMMER. SHE PUTS UP A GOOD FIGHT. VIK: WHO ARE YOU, MAN? TERRY: I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND, BUD. I BROKE HER IN FOR YOU AND EVERYTHING. MADDY: VIK? HEY, VIK, I NEED YOUR HELP. [MADDY FEEDS ON HIM.] TERRY: YOU KNOW, I NEVER DID GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER ON THAT. GIRLFRIEND? EX-GIRLFRIEND? MADDY: GIRLFRIEND, BITCH! LEENA: NO! YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ME. I WON'T LET YOU GO. MADDY: CRAZY WICCA BULLSHIT. ALEXIS: [ZOMBIFIED.] LEENA!